My belly - the area below my belly button - is so weird.
Ok, you know those styrofoam floaty noodles? These things...
Now, imagine a smallish piece of a floaty noodle poking out of each side of a small beach ball. THAT is what my belly looks like. What the hell is that? These weird sticky outy globs of fat. UGH.
And that is what I am desperately hoping is going to change by doing some serious toning exercises. (Also, the FUPA and the inner thigh fat dangle and the batwings. Yeah, UGH.)